“oh my Goddess you’re a witch too????”

“yeah i do witchcraft but i dont do black witchcraft, i’m a light witch”

“But you can’t buy your own deck!!! tHaTs BaD lUcK!!”

“OMG can you do a reading for me?!?!”

“yeah my great great grandma was a witch so I’m a blood witch” 

“oh my Goddess!!”

“BLESSED BE SISTER!!”

“i’m an empath so i always feel what others are feeling” *continues to bully and belittle others*

“yeah my mom says we had a great aunt that may or may not have been a witch in salem” (i wish i lying)

“UGH dont piss me off before I pull the voodoo on you!!!” 

“yeah my mom think’s i’m an indigo child/crystal baby/starseed/rainbow ballsack”

“love & light love & light love & light”